Nothing new, but still hilarious…and moreso thanks to this snazzy video made by the good folk over at Put This On. LBJ orders pants, stressing that he needs about an inch let out in the crotch (“you know, where your nuts hang”) because they cut him—”like riding a wire fence.”
This was a time when men understood fit.
Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo.
On my way home from getting a haircut last week, I happened upon the Village Discount Outlet—which was almost a warehouse. (Or should it be wearhouse?) It was packed, both with clothes and with scarf-covered women cramming their shopping carts full of stuff.
The sizes run big for a little guy like me, but after significant rooting I snagged these incredible wool/alpaca slacks that fit perfectly.
Yeah, they’re pleated. I’m okay with that.
A couple of drawbacks: There aren’t any dressing rooms, which isn’t the worst problem; as long as you’re wearing a T-shirt, you can throw other shirts over it. Pants—that’s another story. I did figure out a way to try them on, but it was tricky and I don’t really want to talk about it.
The place isn’t curated well, but that means prices are dirt cheap. Saw a decent trench coat for 90 cents. And I walked away with a slim-fit Italian dress shirt for $6 that’ll make a perfect gift for the brother.
And these pants? $4. Believe it. Inspect carefully, though. When I got home I found a worn hole in the seat, which will mean a trip to the tailor.
But at 4 bones? You gotta dig, but that’s hard to beat.
What is “East Campus” you might ask, dear reader?
East Campus is a tragically beautiful (yet awesome)
slum place to live during your undergraduate years at Mizzou. It’s a big, magical, non-stop party with all your friends. Imagine a place where a thick layer of cigarette butts and shattered beer bottles litters the rundown lawns and crooked sidewalks. A place coated by a thin residue of shame that comes up easily when you scrape at it with a fingernail. A place where the brick-lain streets are bathed in streams of sorority girl tears flowing richly into the Natty Light-filled sewers. East Campus, a prime place for the housing of Who’s Who in Mizzou. We mean this when we say it: It’s the best place ever.
Options include but are honestly limited to:
- Hodgepodge Fraternity Housing = Questionable Living Conditions & High Rent.
- Freshly Remodeled Housing = Great Living Conditions & High Rent.
- Likely Unlivable Housing = Subpar Living Conditions & Cheap Rent.
These are your options on East Campus, choose wisely.
Seth and I chose cheaply, as did Cam.
And here is your East Campus midweSTYLE in option, “Likely Unlivable Housing”:
WHY THIS LOOK WORKS: Nautical and military style? Sure. It’s called, the navy.
TRANSITIONAL FROM WINTER TO SPRING?
Why not, switch up the denim with some chinos or khaki shorts for a warm spring night? Or swap the sweater out for a tee and rock it with them boat shoes
STAPLES OR TRENDY?
: I would say that all of these items are staples to have in your closet, or rather, on your floor ready to be used again. Classic pullover, military jacket, selvedge denim, desert boots. A beard doesn’t hurt the situation either.
You can get these shoes at Famous Footwear. Is anyone listening? Famous Footwear, I say.
Photography by Erica Steinbach,
our dear friend at 504 who is always down for a dance party
and doesn’t mind us coming over just for baked goods.
A lot of the time, we base pieces of our own style on some odd sources:
- Jeff: home interiors & womenswear
- Seth: story & foreign culture
- Cam: the outdoors & historic events
We were checking out GQ’s coverage of New York Fashion Week, and we noticed some diverging opinions between us. Seth was drawn to more textured items: tweed blazers, knit cardigans, wool slacks, leather gloves, camel hair overcoats—all pretty
posh British and woodsy, maybe accented with a splash of color. I (Jeff), on the other hand, was all about the experimental shit: puffy coats, bright primary colors, leather belts cinched around trench coats, cuffs and high hems everywhere.
Here’s one that stood out to both of us:
|credit: gq.com // tommy ton
WHY: I’ve been exploring different ways to wear it and this is one avenue sans oxford cotton button down.
WHY THIS LOOK WORKS: It’s a good balance of neutrals, texture and style. The neutral black denim and fun striped tee are broken up by the brown and copper belt, which creates a unique contrast. In the meantime, the worn wool cardigan tames the stripes topped off with a soft camel color. The camel-hair sport coat adds an element of softness while tying back the brown belt with the wooden buttons on the coat.
INSPIRATION: The camel hair blazer was a trend for womenswear this past fall, and I wanted in on the neutral action. That was part of my inspiration even while rocking it this past fall and winter.
Nudie Jeans “Thin Finn
” dry, coated, black denim during winter sale for $75 from Standard Style
; The Jones Store for Men camel hair blazer thrifted, $6; Grey cardigan thrifted, $2; J.CREW men’s leather belt during winter sale, $3; American Apparel Striped Tee,
It’s still cold here in the Midwest, thus you still have some time to put more mileage of your Red Wings and break them in before they’re reluctantly thrown into their seasonal retirement.
Gentlemen, today we’re going to show how to look manly, outdoorsy, Midwestern or whatever you wanna call it and do it with some life.
Then, add a splash of color.
It never hurts, really.
Just not to your mixed drink or bank account balance.
The pop of the purple and green add a fun element if you don’t want your whole look drowned out with colors of the grainbow.
It wouldn’t be a Midwestyle post without a crotch thrust or slight hip swing. We’re fresh out of college and miss the glory days of impromptu dance parties and the daily shenanigans of slumming around on East Campus. Please bear with us.
WHY THIS LOOK WORKS: This is an easy “Midwestern” look. You’ve got your khakis, your jacket and your boots. You’ve got everything to throw this look together. There isn’t really anything “special” about this look. Now, just add some color. We aren’t afraid of that, are we?
CHANGE IT UP: Add a button down with some color to show a little life in the home stretch of this winter season. Come on, you can do it.
thrifted J.CREW XS four-pocket jacket $6.99, J.CREW purple and green button down $12.99, rag & bone m2061555 for $40 in Chicago, Red Wing 8878boot from Halls for $78, Fossil leather & canvas weekender from the good ol’ Lake of the Ozarks Outlet Mall $60, Timex Camper Watch $18 on amazon.
photography courtesy of college roommate and Kansas City denizen, Jarred Donalson
.thank you for answering my phone call even though you knew that I needed a favor.
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