11 sneakers your feet would like to kick it with now

Whether you live on Flexington Avenue and you’re buried in Excel all day or you’re pulling clopening shifts and your Tumblr gets more attention than your iMessages, you’ve got some extra dough burning in your pocket and your feet could use some love. I know you do!

So, where are my coins going this month? Not on a big fat date or a weekend away. Fashion over function!!!!—ing in social settings, man! Behold, my almost reasonable list of sneakers that I’ve got my eye on instead of 2-for-1 apps and bullshit cocktails from a hip new bar with a subpar Tinder fling.

 

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Above: Adidas Stan Smith Original silver sneakers
Details: This style is back and everywhere. Stand out with the matte metallic version. $$

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Above: Balenciaga “Arena” sneakers
Details: These are rad. And expensive. Don’t pay rent this month. Buy these. $$$$

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Above: Nike Air Max 90 Ice City sneaker
Spoiler alert: I already purchased these and have since been stopped several times. Last week a dude wanted to BUY THEM OFF MY FEET. I declined because tetanus. $$$

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Above: Camper low sneaker
Details: Also available in black, and very on sale. You know Camper is super comfy, right? $$

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Above: New Balance sneakers for mall walking
Details:  All the comfort, every comfort. $$

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Above: Bottega Veneta “Intrecciato” slip-ons
Spoiler alert: I can’t afford these shoes. $$$$$

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Above: Classic Vans slip-on sneakers
Details: If you couldn’t get your hands on the Engineered Garments collab, well now you can because these are basically it. $

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Above: Nordstrom “Novato” sneaker
Details: I own a few pairs of Nordstrom house brand shoes and they’ve always held up well. This sneaker seems to be their first foray into athletic kicks too. $

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Above: Nike Roshe Run sneakers
Details: Pillows on your feet, pillows on your feet. $

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Details: Very acceptable way to wear leopard. $

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Above: Patagonia signature mountain outline sneaker
Details: Not mad at Patagonia’s debut into the stylish sneaker game. As always, the retro touch is appreciated. $$

BONUS ROUND: While writing this post, I tore 3-5 ligaments in my right ankle. Yes, while I was blogging I tore something. –Nah, I was trying out for a club volleyball team in the city and landed on it to the most extreme level of vigorous activity (aka spiking the ball in all of it’s glory)…during warm-ups.  And so here I am watching Gossip Girl season 2 with my moon boot shopping for sneakers to break-up once my foot fuses into a tree trunk with all of the ice packs that I have layered on thick.

Curious crackling Converse

Pull and peel, scratch and sniff, shake and bake.

These Converse Jack Purcell x Maison Martin Margiela painted sneakers crack and chip as time goes on AS TIME FREAKING GOES ON and transform into a red pair of sneakers.

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According to Mr. Porter product description of doom: “Process is just as important as form for Parisian label Maison Martin Margiela, and these Converse sneakers have been hand-painted over the outside to crack and chip with use, revealing a unique finish. Beneath is a pair of red leather Jack Purcells, they offer discreet athletic comfort as well as forward-looking design.”

Alternate ending: you skip the time traveling, cop a pair of these classic red chucks and drop some White-Out stolen from the office supply closet:

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Clean and clear

I’m diving nose deep into the new colorways that just launched today over at Warby Parker. I’ve never done the clear frames before but it’s not #TransformationTuesday for nothing! Hello crystal, baby. Act Fast! Act Quickly! Act like your bank account ain’t busted! These limited editions go quickly and the Percey frame fits my face the best. Check it out here: Waterway Collection.

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This shirt blows

…because it’s full of wind currents.

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A few years ago, I fell in love with this Carven women’s collection of map printed clothing and wanted to get a piece of my own. Turns out, no luck for men. So after a quick eBay search, I nabbed this “map print” shirt and have enjoyed it since. It’s relaxed fit makes it ideal for warm weather and I couldn’t be happier with the gorgeous map print.

A few printed + patterned shirts for you. Bonus: They’re on sale!

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Seth J. Putnam - This shirt is dope.