Whether you live on Flexington Avenue and you’re buried in Excel all day or you’re pulling clopening shifts and your Tumblr gets more attention than your iMessages, you’ve got some extra dough burning in your pocket and your feet could use some love. I know you do!
So, where are my coins going this month? Not on a big fat date or a weekend away. Fashion over function!!!!—ing in social settings, man! Behold, my almost reasonable list of sneakers that I’ve got my eye on instead of 2-for-1 apps and bullshit cocktails from a hip new bar with a subpar Tinder fling.
Above: Adidas Stan Smith Original silver sneakers
Details: This style is back and everywhere. Stand out with the matte metallic version. $$
Above: Balenciaga “Arena” sneakers
Details: These are rad. And expensive. Don’t pay rent this month. Buy these. $$$$
Above: Nike Air Max 90 Ice City sneaker
Spoiler alert: I already purchased these and have since been stopped several times. Last week a dude wanted to BUY THEM OFF MY FEET. I declined because tetanus. $$$
Above: Camper low sneaker
Details: Also available in black, and very on sale. You know Camper is super comfy, right? $$
Above: New Balance sneakers for mall walking
Details: All the comfort, every comfort. $$