Weekend Review: Late August

The Midwestyle Boys reunited in Missouri again for yet another weekend wedding.

But first, let’s congratulate Seth. After ushering three weddings, Seth was promoted from Usher to Bridesmaid Groomsman. Well done, Seth! And while Seth was slinging back brews with bros at bachelor parties and watching baseball, Cam and I took a moped for a spin. Booyah.

Yes, that’s a moped.
Yes, those are my scrawny legs.
Yes, we are spooning.

Noteworthy news we’re excited to share with you:

  • Seth, Brad and Max were named among the cutest men’s style bloggers in Chicago. (Refinery 29) Why was Jeff missing? Blame the scale. Where was Ryan? Blame it on Yeezy.

Dear Snarky,
You’re right. Our clothes aren’t real. We actually spend a lot of time rehearsing and practicing our poses with DJ Khalid stroking our egos. I force Seth to rehearse every evening by walking over a flaming pile of tie clips. I also make Cameron not shave for weeks on end and tell him he’s not perfect until he looks like Phillip Crangi.
I’m a slave driver, Anonymous. You found out our secret: We’re models pretending to be real people, and we run a tight ship around here where everything is forced, the deadlines are insane, and our editorial calendar is so packed that we’re thinking about quitting our (real) jobs so we can be more authentic for you. These are not the droids you’re looking for.
Best,
Jeff
Hope you had a great weekend!
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closetfullofhappiness - Jeff, I think you’re HOT no matter what everybody else says!! haha And I love your reply to Snarky!

Raquel - You guys are hilarious. Glad you’re getting the recognition you deserve! (Minus Snarky McSnark.)

stefany - Re: that last paragraph. That was, however, the snark I’m always looking for. Well done.

Nick - Jeff is on the top of every “good looking” list I have in my head.

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