What is “East Campus” you might ask, dear reader?
East Campus is a tragically beautiful (yet awesome)
slum place to live during your undergraduate years at Mizzou. It’s a big, magical, non-stop party with all your friends. Imagine a place where a thick layer of cigarette butts and shattered beer bottles litters the rundown lawns and crooked sidewalks. A place coated by a thin residue of shame that comes up easily when you scrape at it with a fingernail. A place where the brick-lain streets are bathed in streams of sorority girl tears flowing richly into the Natty Light-filled sewers. East Campus, a prime place for the housing of Who’s Who in Mizzou. We mean this when we say it: It’s the best place ever.
- Hodgepodge Fraternity Housing = Questionable Living Conditions & High Rent.
- Freshly Remodeled Housing = Great Living Conditions & High Rent.
- Likely Unlivable Housing = Subpar Living Conditions & Cheap Rent.
These are your options on East Campus, choose wisely.
Seth and I chose cheaply, as did Cam.
And here is your East Campus midweSTYLE in option, “Likely Unlivable Housing”:
WHY THIS LOOK WORKS: Nautical and military style? Sure. It’s called, the navy.
You can get these shoes at Famous Footwear. Is anyone listening? Famous Footwear, I say.